Teeth..

Isn’t this the cutest little tooth fairy pillow ever?! Yeah, well it is not mine. I’m a lame mom who throws the tooth in a plastic baggy and makes them put it on the dresser instead of under their pillow. Why?

Besides, being cheap and lame I never bought a cool tooth pillow. However, I make them put it on their dresser because have you ever tip toed into a child’s bedroom to steal a tooth and replace it with money? Sometimes carrying change because who the hell carries cash now days. So you go sneaking in like a frickin’ ninja with change jiggling around and the little lovely, calm, sweet child (cough cough) MOVES!!!!! or worse OPENS their eyes!!!!! Yeah, talk about having a heart attack. Ain’t nobody got time to be standing like a statue and then just bending down and sweetly saying “I just love you angel baby.” All while standing on one foot, with money behind your back and your hand stuck under their pillow.

Nah, throw that dang tooth on the dresser, #motherfairy walks in and makes the switch. Boom! Anxiety stays at bay.

So….here I go for the 3rd freaking night in a row. This is too close to Christmas to be losing teeth. I’m about to wrap that tooth up and tell them it is part of their Christmas present.

#motherfairy